"Stop knocking will you. I'm not deaf! What is it that you want?"

Bang Boom Bish Boo. A series of sounds came from through the keyhole. It sounded like something crashed.. uncomfortably. What followed after was just silence. The voice beyond the keyhole stopped speaking.

The boy heard a loud voice come bellow through from the keyhole and shuddered. At first he thought to hide, but being a good mannered boy he has always been taught to be, his first instinct was to apologise.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to disturb. I was just curious if anyone was home, seeing this beautiful door."

"Is everything alright in there?"There was no reply.

"Hello?"

Worried, the boy tried to knock again, this time gentler and tried peeking into the keyhole to catch a glimpse of what could be inside the door. But alas he could only see a part of what looks like knees or meaty sausages, and large ones in fact.

"No I'm not alright. Get me out of here."

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